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but it ain't house music
that makes me wanna dance.


Scorpio | Lesbian | Poet | Colorado | 20

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take off your panties and mail them to me

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towritelesbiansonherarms:

z1c:

being 20+ on tumblr

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being 30+ on tumblr

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improbablenormality:

jessannedraws:

Found this while doing a school project a while back. There was nothing else written on the stone.

improbablenormality:

jessannedraws:

Found this while doing a school project a while back. There was nothing else written on the stone.

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thesecondconsultingdetective:

thatonedeadkid:

artalias:

electronicanonsensica:

Everyone is missing the biggest problem here.

Fuck the ads. Fuck the links. Fuck the email stuff.

Yahoo explicitly forbids pornography and sexually suggestive material on their websites and…

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skapunkfan88:

Why the fuck is it soooooo hard to find episodes of Girls Bravo in English sub?! The dub is fucking terrible.

Well fuck. I guess I’ll just go watch School Days next.


That makes me sad. I really like Girls Bravo.

If anyone can tell me where I can’t watch Girls Bravo in English sub pppllllleeeaaaassssseeeee tell me.

Netflixxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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the-pains-of-being-pure-at-heart:

kosame and kirie

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thefluffingtonpost:

Cat Puts Left Paw In, Refuses to Shake It All About
In what’s already being called “PokeyGate” by the local press, a cat named Smithers stunned onlookers yesterday when he refused to follow instructions during a heated round of hokey pokey.
According to several reports, Smithers put his left paw in when instructed, but then flouted repeated requests to “shake it all about.”
“The rules exist for a reason,” said hokey pokey expert Steve Randolph. “He made a mockery of game. There should be swift and severe penalties from the IHPB.”
The IHPB — or International Hokey Pokey Board — which governs professional play worldwide, has not yet reached a decision about any punishment for Smithers.
Via stokesy67.

thefluffingtonpost:

Cat Puts Left Paw In, Refuses to Shake It All About

In what’s already being called “PokeyGate” by the local press, a cat named Smithers stunned onlookers yesterday when he refused to follow instructions during a heated round of hokey pokey.

According to several reports, Smithers put his left paw in when instructed, but then flouted repeated requests to “shake it all about.”

“The rules exist for a reason,” said hokey pokey expert Steve Randolph. “He made a mockery of game. There should be swift and severe penalties from the IHPB.”

The IHPB — or International Hokey Pokey Board — which governs professional play worldwide, has not yet reached a decision about any punishment for Smithers.

Via stokesy67.

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mermaidsandmisandry:

things i dont need in my life:

  • wasps
  • those stringy things on the banana
  • commercials on youtube

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chinkerbelle:

Reasons I grab my boobs

  • running upstairs
  • running downstairs
  • running
  • stoked on life
  • scared
  • walking through my house in the dark
  • bored
  • boobs

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Kinda

Kinda

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arishako:

whenever a site tells me i need to be 18 or older to enter i always go all like “lol yeah sure i’m 18 right yeah” and it takes me a second before i actually realize oh wait i actually am over 18

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Okay

Okay

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